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Random things I wanna share: Yesterday was the BEST day off I've ever got!
Alright, so yesterday was my day off from answering calls from customers complaining that their TVs don't work (which is really annoying. You have no idea how long I yearn for these day-offs every...
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The Curse of Mama's Skull: Hollywood's New Blood (1988)
Hollywood's New Blood (1988)rating: *starring: Bobby Johnston, Francine Lapensée, Joe BaloghSometimes you just wonder, as a slasher fanatic or completists, how many slasher titles out there are waiting...
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The Hooper Syndrome: Toolbox Murders (2003)
Tool Box Murders (2003 Remake)rating: ***1/2starring: Angela Bettis, Brent Roam, Marco RodríguezLately, Tobe Hooper's works seems to be in an unbalanced creative streak; at the dawn of the new...
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What lies beneath the floorboards: Coffin Baby (2013)
Coffin Baby (2013) (AKA "TBK: Tool Box Murders 2")rating: *1/2starring: Bruce Dern, Brian Krause, Ethan PhillipsThere's something very off-putting about this movie, and I ain't just talking about its...
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Bone-Jangle's Bodycount Boodaloo~!: Skeleton Man (2004)
Skeleton Man (2004)rating: *1/2starring: Jackie Debatin, Eric Etebari, Jonathon KleinCheck it, from the video company Nu-Images, who brought us cleverly titled films such as "Spiders", "Crocodile",...
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Blind Dating with a Mute Brute: The Hand of Death (1989)
The Hand of Death (United Kingdom, 1989) (AKA "Unmasked part 25", "Jackson's Back")rating: ***1/2starring: Gregory Cox, Fiona Evans, Edward BrayshawWell now, you think Tucker and Dale VS Evil had the...
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How the Bad Cookie Crumble: The Gingerdead Man Triple Trilogy Trash Review
Oh Charles Band, how I miss those years when you movies were good. Ever since you departed from Paramount Home Video, all hell broke loose and we have to sit through shit like this over and over...
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Short Shear Terror: The Quiet (2013)
The Quiet (United Kingdom, 2013)rating: ****starring: Jenni-Lea Finch, Nigel Long, Sarah BucklandIt's been a while since I reviewed a good short film, as in a really good short film. Normally, what I...
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The Misadventures of: Freaky Farley (2007)
Freaky Farley (2007)rating: **starring: Steff Deschenes, Amy Rose Drucker, Matt FarleyYou just got to hand it to some people when it comes to no-budget movies; it wasn't since the last three decades...
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The Animals will Hunt: Trailer for the Upcoming Home Invasion Thriller...
My primary reaction to this...Animal Masked Assilants vs A Big Family. Why the fuck not? Just one problem: WHAT TOOK THESE GUYS SO FUCKIN' LONG?! I WANNA SEE THIS SO BADLY RIGHT NOW!My reaction for...
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Violent and that's it: Violent Shit (1989)
Violent Shit (Germany, 1989)rating: *starring: Andreas Schnaas, Gabi Bäzner, Wolfgang HinzI'm pretty aware on the controversy this underground indie has made for itself; I'm also fully aware on the...
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Sunday School Massacre Mystery: Deadly Lessons (1983)
Deadly Lessons (1983)rating: ***starring: Donna Reed, Larry Wilcox, David AckroydNeeding to improve on her French, young Stephanie enrolls to Starkwater's Girl's Boarding School for the summer. There,...
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Braining Infection: Methodic (2007)
Methodic (2007)rating: ***1/2starring: Brandon Slagle, Niki Rubin, Rachael RobbinsJohn Carpenter's Halloween has a lot to say when it comes to influences; pretty much every known slasher cliches and...
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The Obvious Suspects: Mask of Murder (1985)
Mask of Murder (AKA The Investigator) (Sweden/US, 1985)rating: *1/2starring: Rod Taylor, Valerie Perrine, Christopher LeeIn a small town in Canada, someone with a white mask had been cutting up girls'...
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Don't Forgive and Try not to Die: If I Die Before I Wake (1998)
If I Die Before I Wake (1998)rating:***1/2starring: Stephanie Jones, Muse Watson, Michael McCleeryA little known home invasion thriller, If I Die tells the story of one random night that a family is...
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Just Cutting Up Some Bad Frogs: Hell High (1989)
Hell High (AKA Raging Fury) (1989)rating: ***1/2starring: Christopher Stryker, Maureen Mooney, Christopher CousinsWith Slasher films losing their flavor in the late 80s thanks to re-hashed plotlines...
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The Legend Lives: Madman (1982)
Madman (1982) (AKA "Madman Marz", "The Legend Lives")rating: ***starring: Gaylen Ross, Tony Fish, Harriet BassPerhaps one of the cheesier cult classics from this fair horror sub-genre, Madman starts...
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All Dancing! All Slashing! All Dragging!: Slash Dance (1989)
Slash Dance (1989)rating: *starring: Cindy Ferda, James Carroll Jordan, J. Buzz Von OrnsteinerDo understand one thing here; as I write down these words, I'm also contemplating of placing a surgical...
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You do, Voodoo: Needle (2010)
Needle (Australia, 2010)rating: ***starring: Travis Fimmel, Ben Mendelsohn, Tahyna TozziThe first time I'd seen this movie, I was turned off; not in the way that I saw the movie and hated its story,...
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The Mad Chopper of Camp Stonewater: The Burning (1981)
The Burning (1981) (AKA "Carnage")rating: ****1/2starring: Brian Matthews, Leah Ayres, Brian BackerHaving to premiere after the release of a certain backwoods slasher classic Friday the 13th, The...
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