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It Was All A Joke: Los Inocentes (2013)
Los Inocentes (Spain, 2013) (AKA "The Innocent", "Bloody April Fools")Rating: ****Starring: Joan Amargós, Enric Auquer, Àlex BatlloriAn hour and some minutes of down-to-basic slasher goodness from...
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Freaking Out The Cheap n' Nasty Way: Freak Out (2004)
Freak Out (United Kingdom, 2004)Rating: ***Starring: James Heathcote, Dan Palmer, Nicola ConnellInteresting by far as slasher spoofs can go, Freak Out is one of United Kingdom's own hilarious spit on...
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Marilyn Monroe Masked Massacre: Kill Game (2015)
Kill Game (2015) (AKA "Prank'd")Rating: **1/2Starring: Pierson Fode, Joe Adler, Laura Ashley SamuelsStandard is what standard does and Kill Game played this no better.Following the Prom Night (1980),...
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The Power Generator Massacre: Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh (1991)
Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh (1991) (AKA "Picking Up The Pieces")Rating: ***Starring: Jake Dengel, Joe Sharkey, Susann FletcheFirst of all, no. While the film was shot in Pittsburgh, it did not...
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A Bad Place To Bleach: Fear Town, USA (2014)
Fear Town, USA (2014)Rating: ***Starring: Anna Callegari, Cody Lindquist, Amber Sophia NelsonWelcome to Fear Town, USA, where gun-packing boyfriends shoot their girlfriends (and themselves) to death,...
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Watch This With Hambone: Terror at Blood Fart Lake (2009)
Terror at Blood Fart Lake (2009)Rating: ***Starring: Jesse Ames, Teen Ape, Andrew BaltesA little guilty pleasure of mine. One that gives me the chuckles every time I feel like seeing it.We first see...
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Bloody Coconuts and Reggae Horror Shows: Club Dread (2004)
Club Dread (2004)Rating: ***1/2Starring: Jay Chandrasekhar, Bill Paxton, Kevin HeffernanI should start off by saying I am not familiar with the comedy group Broken Lizard outside of this "slasher...
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The Mother of All Troma!: Terror Firmer (1998)
Terror Firmer (1998)Rating: ***Starring: Will Keenan, Alyce LaTourelle, Lloyd KaufmanAnd once again, I dive into another love/hate relationship with Troma Entertainment as I "treat" myself with one of...
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Foul Play: Night Of The Dribbler (1990)
Night of The Dribbler (Canada, 1990)Rating: *Starring: Fred Travalena, Gregory Calpakis, Flavia CarrozziHeh. Ahahahahahahaha...No. A hundred fucking times "No".Night of The Dribbler was a supposed lost...
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Non-Horror Post: Last Wednesday, I chose a side...
And decided to see Captain America: Civil War.And loved every minute of it!I'll be honest, after that underwhelming DC mash-up that is Batman V Superman, I was a bit skeptical on seeing another...
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Skin The Cat: Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)Rating: ****1/2Starring: Heather Langenkamp, Robert Englund, Jeff DavisIt's funny to ponder that if the studios have agreed with the late Wes Craven, the director and...
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Let's All Remember...
The sacrifices and hardships a mother had to go throughjust for the sake of doing it for their children.It's a kind of love that even the most terrifying monsters either fearor understand.Happy...
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A Friday the 13th At Elm Street: Freddy VS Jason (2003)
Freddy vs Jason (2003)Rating: ***1/2Starring: Robert Englund, Ken Kirzinger, Kelly RowlandMy children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher,...
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When The Ripping Goes West: A Knife for The Ladies (1974)
A Knife for the Ladies (1974) (AKA "Jack the Ripper Goes West", "Silent Sentence", "A Knife in the Dark")Rating: **1/2Starring: Jack Elam, Ruth Roman, Jeff Cooper |It was 1882 in a small southwestern...
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Wanna Play With Cowboys?: Death Valley (1982)
Death Valley (1982)Rating: ***Starring: Paul Le Mat, Catherine Hicks, Stephen McHattieAt times, simplicity in a plot can go a long way if executed rather unconventionally.From a glance, Death Valley...
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It's More Violent. And Shittier: Violent Shit The Movie (2016)
Violent Shit the Movie (2016)Rating: 1/2Starring: Giovanni Lombardo Radice, Antonio Zequila, Lilli CaratiWell, shit. This just had to happen, right?The original Violent Shit was released in the very...
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A Gust of Insanity: The Wind (1986)
The Wind (1986) (AKA Edge of Terror)Rating: ***Starring: Meg Foster, Wings Hauser, David McCallumFrom Nico Mastorakis, the Greek director known for the 1986 action/slasher hybrid The Zero Boys and the...
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No Warning. No Reason: Everto (2015)
Everto (2016)Rating: **Starring: Alessandra Spoletini, Allison Schuette, Jonathan Schneider(First, a special thanks to the good folks over Dream State Films for providing me this movie to cover. It's...
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PTSD - Post Traumatic Slasher Disorder: Last Girl Standing (2015)
Last Girl Standing (2015)Rating: ***1/2Starring: Akasha Villalobos, Danielle Evon Ploeger, Brian VillalobosEver wonder what happens after the horror movie? After the killer is dead and the final girl...
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Our Slasher Valedictorian: Most Likely to Die (2016)
Most Likely to Die (2016)Rating: **1/2Starring: Chad Addison, Jake Busey, Tess ChristiansenSomewhere in an isolated vacation house, a group of then-classmates are celebrating the 10 year anniversary of...
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