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Poker-Faced: Cards of Death (1986)
Cards of Death (1986) (AKA "Splatter Blackjack")Rating: *1/2Starring: Will MacMillan, Ron Kologie, Shamus SherwoodThe holy grail of slashers? Hardly.So, if you don't know anything about Cards of...
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Short Shear Terror: Within The Woods (1978)
Within The Woods (1978)Rating:**1/2Starring: Bruce Campbell, Ellen Sandweiss, Mary ValentiWhen it comes to the Evil Dead franchise, I can only recall fond memories around it as I grew up to the man I...
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TV Terror: None But The Lonely Heart (1992)
None But The Lonely Heart (Tales From The Crypt" episode 1/ season 4 (1992))Rating: ***1/2Starring: Treat Williams, Frances Sternhagen, Henry GibsonFinding a decent slasher-inspired episode from the...
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Choking Hazard: The Choke (2006)
The Choke (2006) (AKA "Axe")Rating: *1/2Starring: Damon Abdallah, Brooke Bailey, Sean CookRock music and slasher films. Occasionally paired together. Rarely works.I've seen my fair share of rock-themed...
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Botched A Tad Too Late: Chopping Block (2016)
Chopping Block (2016) (AKA "Pink Slips")Rating: **1/2Starring: Jas Sams, Melissa Revels, Haley MadisonThe advertisements for this movie pretty much made Chopping Block look like a bloody fun slasher...
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The Curious Case of a Homicidal Pianist: Phantom of Death (1988)
The Phantom of Death (Un delitto poco comune) (Italy, 1988) (AKA Off Balance: Phantom of Death, An Uncommon Crime)Rating: ***Starring: Michael York, Edwige Fenech, Donald PleasenceAfter doing 1986’s...
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Posthumous Boredom: Grim Reaper (2007)
Grim Reaper (2007)Rating: *Starring: Cherish Lee, J.D. Head, Benjamin PittsI like to think of this movie as the only proof we need as to why Death makes a better slasher villain as a string of...
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Short Shear Terror: Friend Request (2012)
Friend Request (2012)Rating: **1/2Starring: Daniel Frawley, Caitlyn Paterson, Charlotte ChimesNot to be confused with the underwhelming 2016 German horror, or with the many other short horror films out...
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Cluttered Cybernaturals: Friend Request (2016)
Friend Request (Germany, 2016) (AKA "Unfriend")Rating: **Starring: Alycia Debnam-Carey, William Moseley, Connor PaoloIn a way, I feel bad for this movie; Friend Request clearly has some neat ideas for...
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Bloody Day And Bloody Night: It's a Beautiful Day (2013)
It's a Beautiful Day (Kuso Subarashii Kono Sekai)(Japan/US, 2013)Rating: **1/2Starring: Kkobbi Kim, Nanako Ohata, Akihiro KitamuraSome of the best slashers out there play with the idea of absence to...
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Cheese Without a Face: Faceless (1987)
Faceless (Les Predateurs De La Nuit) (France/Spain, 1987)Rating: ***Starring: Helmut Berger, Brigitte Lahaie, Telly SavalasSingling this movie out as a slasher is only a portion of the truth. Should...
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Incidents On and Off an Accident: Fender Bender (2016)
Fender Bender (2016)Rating: ***1/2Starring: Cassidy Freeman, Makenzie Vega, Lora Martinez-CunninghamSeventeen-year old Hilary is just having the worst day of her life: not only did she just find out...
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Blood Art: The Dark Stranger (2015)
The Dark Stranger (2015)Rating: ****Starring: Katie Findlay, Stephen McHattie, Enrico ColantoniSurely, many of us in the creative medium felt that uncomfortable and saddening feeling of uncertainty,...
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Too Spoopy: Scary Movie (1991)
Scary Movie (1991)Rating: *1/2Starring:John Hawkes, Suzanne Aldrich, Ev LunningBefore the term becomes notoriously associated with a certain horror spoof franchise that I personally believe should have...
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Too Many Bodies, Too Little Substance: The Funhouse Massacre (2015)
The Funhouse Massacre (2015)Rating: **Starring: Robert Englund, Jere Burns, Scottie ThompsonDon't you just hate it when a movie is advertised as something and it is anything but that? Like how Danielle...
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Hell In A Maze: 31 (2016)
31 (2016)Rating: ***1/2Starring: Malcolm McDowell, Richard Brake, Jeff Daniel PhillipsAfter ruining a classic slasher franchise with Halloween II back at 2009 (and no, I will not include his 2007...
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2016!
It's Midnight at the 31stAnd blood will spill to quench your thirstAs axes and Scythes fall to dismemberFor a Halloween night you will rememberHAPPY HALLOWEENEVERYBODY!
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Love Hurts. And Then Some: Travis Baker's Mischief Night (2014)
Mischief Night (2014)Rating: ***Starring: Brooke Anne Smith, Marc Valera, Nikki LimoDirected: Travis BakerNot to be confused with the 2013 slasher of the same name, Travis Baker’s Mischief Night...
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Misogyny I wanna Miss: Las Vegas Bloodbath (1989)
Las Vegas Bloodbath (1989)Rating: *1/2Starring: Ari Levin, Rebecca Gandara, Barbara BellA husband drives home one day to find his wife in bed with another man, goes crazy alarmingly quick and then...
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Bottom Barrel Scraps Vol 1
Coz sometimes, there is such as thing as too long reviews for movies that are so bad, dull and/or boring, they don't deserve them.Blackburn (2015)Rating: 1/2Starring: Sarah Lind, Zack Peladeau, Emilie...
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