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Black And White: City of Blood (1987)
City of Blood (South Africa, 1987)Rating: **Starring: Joe Stewardson, Ian Yule, Ken GampuThe most exciting part of being a slasher completist is finding rarities, possible hidden gems lost in the midst...
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Angry Russian Baby Face: Dislike (2016)
Dislike (Dizlayk) (Russia, 2016)Rating: **Starring: Anastasiya Akatova, Evgeniy Dakot, Oleg GaasThe filmmaker behind this movie probably thought they'd be making a hip and slick social satire horror...
View ArticleSo here we have Bear McCreary's theme for Child's Play (2019)...
...Welp, I'm definitely gonna see this movie next week once I get mah moolah! Nothing's gonna beat the original franchise but it's high time we have another robot slasher movie other than The...
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You Are My Buddi: Child's Play (2019)
Child's Play (2019)Rating: ***1/2Starring: Aubrey Plaza, Mark Hamill, Gabriel BatemanWhen I first heard about the talks regarding a then-possible Child's Play reboot, you can bet your ass that I was...
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Secrets To Die For: I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)Rating: ****Starring: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Anne HecheIt is well and known among the horror community that Scream (1996) revived the teen...
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Off The Bad Hook: "I Still" and "Always Know What You Did Last Summer" Double...
The late 90s will always be known for slasher fans as the years wherein eye-candy teen TV stars invaded the revived bodycounting fad thanks to the surprise success of Wes Craven's Scream (1996), thus...
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The Ghost of Inmate Past: Prison (1987)
Prison (1987)Rating: ***1/2Starring: Lane Smith, Viggo Mortensen, Chelsea FieldSo there was a time in the late 80s and early 90s wherein we get this slew of horror movies about killers getting executed...
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Return to Amity Island: Jaws 2 (1978)
Jaws 2 (1978)Rating: ****Starring: Roy Scheider, Lorraine Gary, Murray HamiltonLong ago in the distant past of 1975, soon-to-be filmmaker maestro Steven Spielberg released a Summer blockbuster called...
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Teacher's Murderously Obsessive Pet: Devil In The Flesh II (2000)
Devil In The Flesh II (2000) (AKA "Teacher's Pet")Rating: **Starring: Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, Jsu Garcia, Katherine KendallDevil In The Flesh...Two? Why? How?In case you hadn't heard of the original Devil In...
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A German Socialite In Underground London: Creep (2004)
Creep (United Kingdom/Germany, 2004)Rating: ***1/2Starring: Franka Potente, Sean Harris, Vas BlackwoodSo apparently, not only are the London undergrounds infested with clans of cannibals (Death Line...
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Dust Clod, Lost Gold: The Intruder (1975)
The Intruder (1975)Rating: *1/2Starring: Chris Robinson, Mickey Rooney, Yvonne De CarloSummoned to an island mansion by a host named Henry Peterson, relatives of Axel Luben were to secretly discuss...
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Kill Or Be Killed For Our Entertainment?: Keep Watching (2017)
Keep Watching (2017)Rating: *1/2Starring: Bella Thorne, Chandler Riggs, Ioan GruffuddSo this is technically Unfriended (2014) if it was a home invasion slasher movie and minus the supernatural hoo-ha...
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A Hamilton High Catholic Carnage: Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil (1992)
Prom Night IV: Deliver Us From Evil (Canada, 1992)Rating: ***Starring: Nicole de Boer, J.H. Wyman, Joy TannerHey, remember when Prom Night was once a 1980 slasher with a somewhat decent mystery plot...
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The Night A Dull Sad Teen Will Remember: Prom Night (2008)
Prom Night (USA/Canada, 2008)Rating: *Starring: Brittany Snow, Scott Porter, Jessica StroupI can forgive re-imaginings like House of Wax (2005), Black Christmas (2006) and, hell, let's throw in...
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TV Terror: Chimera (1991 TV Series)
Chimera (United Kingdom, 1991 series)Rating: ***1/2Starring: John Lynch, Christine Kavanagh, Kenneth CranhamLooking for a fresh start in her life, Tracey Pickford (Emer Gillespie) moves away from the...
View ArticleAHS doing a Hack'n Slash Season?
Well, not a real big fan of American Horror Story unless we're talking about Freak Show, the only season I wholeheartedly enjoyed and followed from beginning to end, but seeing these teasers? I'm gonna...
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Hillbilly Outbacks: Storm Warning (2007)
Storm Warning (Australia, 2007)Rating: ***1/2Starring: Nadia Farès, Robert Taylor, David Lyons If there's anything I've learned from watching slasher movies is that nothing good ever comes to foreign...
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Remember when The Fast and The Furious was about car heists and street races...?
And now we got cybernetically enhanced mercenaries working for a cyber-terrorist aiming for world cleansing via biotech virus and two action stars duking out these threats in a Samoan island with...
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Fresh From The Crazy Cradle: Mikey (1992)
Mikey (1992)Rating: ***Starring: Brian Bonsall, Josie Bissett, Ashley LaurenceI first came upon Mikey (1992) as a DVD at the video section of a local mall when I was a wee little lad going through a...
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An Old School Detention Massacre: Into The Dark: School Spirit (2019)
School Spirit (Into The Dark Episode 11/Season 1 (2019))Rating: **1/2Starring: Annie Q., Corey Fogelmanis, Jessi CaseA joint effort between horror movie company Blumhouse's television branch and...
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