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Under Shades As Big As Hatchets: Massacre (1989)
Massacre ("Massacro") (Italy, 1989)Rating: **Starring: Gino Concari, Patrizia Falcone, Silvia ContiThe film opens with a guy in large shades enjoying a morning car ride before spotting a hooker in the...
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Hell To The Chief: President's Day (2010)
President's Day (2010)Rating: ****Starring: Bennie Mack McCoy IV, Lizzy Denning, Nicolette le FayeRichard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, George Washington and now, Abraham Lincoln. What's next? A slasher masked...
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Okay, Boomer: Millennial Killer (2020)
Millennial Killer (United Kingdom, 2020)Rating: *1/2Starring: Alice Mulholland, Simon Berry, Rishky PatelSo, an hour and eleven minutes of a nameless middle aged real estate agent (or some guy posing...
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Dat's Ridikkulous!: Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th (2000)
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday The 13th (2000)Rating: ***Starring: Aimee Graham, Chris Palermo, Kim GreistPreviously on a teen horror movie: local popular girl Screw finds herself getting...
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How To Erase People From The Face of The Earth: Vlog (2008)
Vlog (2008)Rating: ***Starring: Brooke Marks, Denyce Lawton, Skyler Caleb Vlogger Brooke Marks (played by, huh, Brooke Marks?) mostly enjoys two things in life: sharing her insipid lifestyle to the...
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Bumper Body: Hit and Run (2009)
Hit and Run (2009)Rating: ***Starring: Laura Breckenridge, Kevin Corrigan, Christopher Shand On October 26, 2001, former nurse aide Chante Jawan Mallard struck a homeless man named Gregory Glenn Biggs...
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A Drug Trip For Pounded Flesh: Death Walks At Midnight (1972)
Death Walks At Midnight (La Morte Accarezza a Mezzanotte) (Italy, 1972)Rating: ***1/2Starring: Nieves Navarro, Simón Andreu, Peter MartellWhen fashion model Valentina (Nieves Navarro) volunteers to be...
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Pridesploitation!: Make a Wish (2002), Killer Unicorn (2018) and Into The...
As of writing this, it's June again and for our queer brothers and sisters, that means its pride month! And what better way to celebrate this time of openness and love beyond boundaries than some...
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The Cuban Spine Crusher: Wrestle Massacre (2018)
Wrestle Massacre (2018)Rating: **1/2Starring: Richie Acevedo, Tony Atlas, Julio Bana Fernandez(Special thanks to Jeff for sharing this wonderful trash, intentionally or not! Haha!)Back in 2006, low...
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Chaotic Lawful, Lawful Chaotic: 10 To Midnight (1983)
10 To Midnight (1983)Rating: ***Starring: Charles Bronson, Lisa Eilbacher, Andrew StevensWhen Death Wish came out in 1974, main lead Charles Bronson is pretty much set to star in many of Hollywood's...
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The Campaign Night He Came Home: President Evil (2018)
President Evil (2018)Rating: **1/2Starring: Ryan Quinn Adams, Kevin Alain, Sitara AttaieDespite sounding a whole lot like a political satire of a zombie movie, President Evil (2018) is instead a...
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Happy 60th Birthday, Psycho!
On this day, June 16th, in 1960, Alfred Hitchcock's Horror Magnus Opus "Psycho" was released, welcoming evil on two legs and a knife!Thank you, Mr. Hitchcock!
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Death In Cycles: Final Destination 5 (2011)
Final Destination 5 (2011)Rating: ****Starring: Nicholas D'Agosto, Emma Bell, Arlen EscarpetaLooks like 2009's "The" Final Destination wasn't the final destination. Good!It's the corporate retreat of...
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I Got The Babysitting Blues: Babysitter's Nightmare (2018)
Babysitter's Nightmare (2018) (AKA "A Stranger Outside")Rating: ***Starring: Brittany Underwood, Jet Jurgensmeyer, Shanica Knowles From the writer of throwback slashers Severed Lives (2006), Bloody...
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Down Under The Rubble: Derelict (2017)
Derelict (Australia, 2017)Rating: **1/2Starring: Tristan Balz, James Broadhurst, Justin Burford A directorial debut from brothers Cristian and James Broadhurst, Derelict (2017) is as easy as it gets...
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Rad Chad's Bite-Sized Horror Deal: Scare Package (2019)
Scare Package (2019)Rating: ***1/2Starring: Jeremy King, Noah Segan, Toni TrucksIt has been a long while since I treated myself with a good anthology horror film, among the last I recall seeing and...
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Curtains For The Critics: Theatre of Blood (1973)
Theatre of Blood (United Kingdom, 1973)Rating: ****Starring: Vincent Price, Diana Rigg, Ian Hendry Ah, Vincent Price. You and your enjoyable proto-slashers! We meet again!A deliciously campy romp from...
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Brutal Bigfoot Bachelor Bloodbath: Cherokee Creek (2018)
Cherokee Creek (2018)Rating: ***Starring: Billy Blair, Todd Jenkins, Justin ArmstrongWhen a young groom-to-be named Patrick gets kidnapped at gunpoint by a pair of masked thugs, he expects torture,...
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Who Dares To Ride?: CarousHell (2016)
CarousHell (2016)Rating: ***Starring: Steve Rimpici, Sé Marie, Haley MadisonIt's a testament to how far I've gone a slasher fan when the phrase "killer carousel unicorn slasher" doesn't even faze...
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