Heart Break Breakdown: The Seduction (1982)
The Seduction (1982)Rating: **Starring: Morgan Fairchild, Michael Sarrazin and Vince EdwardsObsessed voyeurs. Damsel news reporters. In a film directed by David Schmoeller of Tourist Trap (1979),...
View ArticleA Texas Ghost Town Encounter: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)Rating: ***1/2Starring: Sarah Yarkin, Elsie Fisher and Mark BurnhamIt's been a while since we got another timeline for our favorite powertool-wielding, face-wearing Texan,...
View ArticleA Ghostfaced Legacy: Scream (2022)
Scream (2022)Rating: ***1/2Starring: Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, David ArquetteA sequel with elements of a reboot. A "Requel", if you may. To see a Scream film made with this treatment in this day...
View ArticleThe Hitman Blues: Safe House 1618 (2021)
Safe House 1618 (2021)Rating: *1/2Starring: Matison Card, Jasmine Day and Maddie SteeleIn this mish-mash of psychological thriller, crime drama and home invading slasher horror, three sisters kidnap...
View ArticleA Little Slice of Cheese Pizza: The Pizza Man (2001)
The Pizza Man (2001)Rating: *1/2Starring: Sara Rogere Carter, Sherman Golden and Allen KempSpecial thanks to Junkyard Cinema back at Twitter and Youtube for sharing this rare slice of do-it-yourself...
View ArticleTerror Tripped and Failed: Terror At Black Tree Forest (2021)
Terror At Black Tree Forest (United Kingdom, 2021)Rating: 1/2Starring: Cassandre Wallace, Will Jones and Amanda Bourne I heard about Terror At Black Tree Forest (2010) all the way back around my...
View ArticleDown, Dirty, Dead: X (2022)
X (2022)Rating: ****Starring: Mia Goth, Jenna Ortega and Brittany SnowAfter his effectively depressing and intense religious cult, found footage horror The Sacrament (2013), it has been a while since...
View ArticleCourt Cases and Courtships: Hanging Heart (1983)
Hanging Heart (1983)Rating: *Starring: Barry Wyatt, Jake Henry and Francine LapenséeIt appears everyone has the hots for Denny (Barry Wyatt), may it be his lady co-stars in the experimental homoerotic...
View ArticleAn Argento Blind Act: Black Glasses (2022)
Black Glasses (Occhiali Neri) (Italy, 2022) (AKA "Dark Glasses")Rating: ***Starring: Ilenia Pastorelli, Asia Argento and Andrea GherpelliLast we saw of Dario Argento in the horror business, it was 2012...
View ArticleNightmares of A Damaged Fireman's Brain: The Deepening (2006)
The Deepening (2006)Rating: **1/2Starring: Jim O'Rear, Gunnar Hansen and Debbie RochonSuffering from post traumatic stress disorder after working on the tragic terrorist attack of 9-11, New York...
View ArticleThe House of Transcendental Boredom: Boardinghouse (1982)
Boardinghouse (1982)Rating: *1/2Starring: John Wintergate, Kalassu and Lindsay FreemanBoardinghouse? More like Bore Me House!...Look, I'm drained tired trying to watch this movie from start to finish....
View ArticleDown The Familiar Road: Nobody Gets Out Alive (2012)
Nobody Gets Out Alive (2012) (AKA "Punishment", "Down The Road", "Slasher In The Woods")Rating: **Starring: Jen Dance, David J. Bonner and Shaun Paul CostelloAmong the types of slasher flicks out...
View ArticleMurderous Mogul's Slasher Soiree: Invitation Only (2009)
Invitation Only (Jue Ming Pai Dui) (Taiwan, 2009)Rating: ***Starring: Ray Chang, Julianne Chu and Maria OzawaFollowing the success of torture porn films like Hostel (2005) and Saw (2003), it's little...
View ArticleBed, Breakfast, Bodies All Over: The Rental (2020)
The Rental (2020)Rating: ***Starring: Dan Stevens, Alison Brie and Sheila VandCharacter drama? Paranoid thriller? Backwoods slasher? Why not all three?A planned weekend getaway have Charlie, his wife...
View ArticleA Prowler Within The Docks: La Muerte Del Chacal (1984)
La Muerte Del Chacal ("The Death of the Jackal") (Mexico, 1984)Rating: ***1/2Starring: Mario Almada, Fernando Almada and Cristina MolinaWe start the scene with the obligatory opening murders, this one...
View ArticleTV Terror: Chucky (2021 TV Series)
Chucky (2021 Series)Rating: ***1/2Starring: Zackary Arthur, Bjorgvin Arnarson and Alyvia Alyn LindOver the years, the Child Play movies evolve from a creepily clever take on supernatural slashing to a...
View ArticleConversion Camp Carnage: They/Them (2022)
They/Them (2022)Rating: **1/2Starring: Kevin Bacon, Theo Germaine and Anna ChlumskyFor a backwoods slasher, this one does very little slashing and more of a different kind of nightmarish horror. A...
View ArticleJust A Couple Of Dummies: The Dummy (1995) and The Dummy (2000) Double Bill...
From the titular Devil Doll of 1964 to Slappy of R.L. Stine's Goosebumps franchise, ventriloquist dummies have been a minor staple of horror media, tapping into the pediophobic creepiness of the dolls'...
View ArticleA Cold Child's Beginning: Orphan: First Kill (2022)
Orphan: First Kill (2022)Rating: ***Starring: Isabelle Fuhrman, Julia Stiles and Rossif SutherlandWhile not entirely a mainstream classic, 2009's Orphanset itself to be a fun and memorable take on the...
View ArticleA Legend's Ornery Return: Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022)
Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022)Rating: **Starring: Gary Graham, Dee Wallace and Timo VuorensolaIt's been five years since the last Jeepers Creepers film hit celluloid and, my God, seeing how that movie...
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