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Criminal Carnage And Gory Guffaws: The Cottage (2008)
The Cottage (United Kingdom, 2008)Rating: ****Starring: Andy Serkis, Reece Shearsmith, Jennifer EllisonGrab the girl. Hold her for ransom. Escape with the cash. This is the plan a thug named David...
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The Island of No Return: Slaughter Island (2010)
Slaughter Island (Jutou) (Japan, 2010)Rating: ***Starring: Tôru Amemiya, Noriko Ikemi, Serina OgawaIn this low-budget, direct-to-video Japanese teen-kill offering, we get to see that minimalism, when...
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Fuzzy and Frenzied: Night of The Killer Bears (2022)
Night of The Killer Bears (AKA "The World of Killing People") (Thailand, 2022)Rating: ***1/2Starring: Sananthachat Thanapatpisal, Patchata Jan-Ngern, Khemanit Jamikorn"Ted meets Terrifier" the ads say....
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Another Baghead In The Woods - The Trilogy: Terror at Black Tree Forest...
Welp, here we are. Across the wide open plains of a cheapjack franchise involving another bag-masked loonie killing people in the woods, channeling their inner-Jason Voorhees. How original...Terror At...
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Off The Beaten Path: The Shortcut (2009)
The Shortcut (2009)Rating: **Starring: Katrina Bowden, Jeremy Bastian, Cavan CunninghamHere's a fun fact for ya! Comedian Adam Sandler's TV and movie production company Happy Madison once attempted to...
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Bloody Leg Warmers: Murdercise (2023)
Murdercise (2023)Rating: **1/2Starring: Kansas Bowling, Nina Lanee Kent, Jessa FluxWe got slasher films taking place in film shoots (Destroyer (1988), The Freeway Maniac (1989)) and we got slasher...
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I Know What You Wrote Last Few Summers Ago: Killer Book Club (2023)
Killer Book Club (El Club De Los Lectores Criminales) (Spain, 2023)Rating: ***Starring: Veki Velilla, Álvaro Mel, Priscilla Delgado For the first few minutes, we see a room littered with book pages, a...
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An Average Sharp Hand Joe: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)Rating: **Starring: Jackie Earle Haley, Rooney Mara, Kyle GallnerWhen the 2003 redux of Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) made bank at the box office, the decade went on a...
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Raiders of The Lost Shlock: Playroom (1990)
Playroom (1990) (AKA "Schizo")Rating: ***Starring: Lisa Aliff, Aron Eisenberg, Christopher McDonaldSuffering from reocurring nightmare-flashbacks of how he found his entire family murdered inside some...
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TV Terror: Chucky - Season 2 (2022 Series)
Chucky (Season 2, 2022 Series)Rating: **1/2Starring: Zackary Arthur, Bjorgvin Arnarson, Alyvia Alyn LindPreviously on Chucky, season one; a Good Guy doll possessed by the soul of Chucky, real name...
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A Nightmare Brat: Milo (1998)
Milo (1998)Rating: **Starring: Jennifer Jostyn, Antonio Fargas, Paula CaleSixteen years ago, Milo, a ten year-old boy in a yellow rain slicker and sounds an awful lot like someone's creepy...
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No Winners, Only Survivors: All Fun And Games (2023)
All Fun and Games (2023)Rating: ***Starring: Asa Butterfield, Annabeth Gish, Natalia DyerAs standard as the affairs are in this movie, I got to say that All Fun and Games (2023) is at least a fair...
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Nine Knocks For Deadly Chops: Natty Knocks (2023)
Natty Knocks (2023)Rating: **1/2Starring: Charlotte Fountain-Jardim, Thomas Robie, Noen PerezOn Halloween 1976, B-horror starlet and town tart"Natty Knocks" gets dragged out of her home by a group of...
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Family Bonding Bloodied: House of Dolls (2023)
House of Dolls (2023)Rating: **Starring: Dee Wallace, Meeko, Stephanie TroyakFamily reunions, am I right? Three estranged sisters (an aspiring children's book author, a CPS worker and a shit show of a...
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Art The Clown
"We have a very special guest with us today! Now, for a guy who doesn't speak, he sure makes a lot of noise. All the way from Miles County, please welcome...ART THE CLOWN!"
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A Doll's Grudge: Kyôfu Ningyô (2019)
Kyôfu Ningyô (Japan, 2019) (AKA "The Japanese Doll", "Japanese Doll of Terror")Rating: ***Starring: Nao Kosaka, Riku Hagiwara, Makoto AwaneAfter the both of them received an invitation to hang out at a...
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Severe Smut: Exploited (2022)
Exploited (2022)Rating: ***1/2Starring: Jordan Ver Hoeve, Andrew Matthew Welch, Makenzie VegaOn his first day at Starling University, freshman Brian (Jordan Ver Hoeve) gets assigned a shared room with...
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Party Til' You Puke (And Then You Die): La Central (2006)
La Central (Spain, 2006) (AKA "The Central")Rating: *Starring: Eduardo Lupo, Yasmina Córcoles, Ana CánovasAll play and little bodycounting work makes La Central (2006) a rather dull and forgettable...
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The Campus Halloween Rampage Massacre: Primal Rage (1988)
Primal Rage (Italy, 1988)Rating: ***1/2Starring: Patrick Lowe, Cheryl Arutt, Sarah BuxtonTaking more interest in covering leisurely school events and saving lovely girls from getting their cars towed,...
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Backwoods Wedding Bash and Slash: Jemputan Ke Neraka (2023)
Jemputan Ke Neraka (Malaysia, 2023)Rating: ***Starring: Janna Nick, Sharifah Sakinah, Hafreez AdamA whodunnit outing from Malaysia, Jemputan Ke Neraka (2023) sets itself as a classic murder mystery...
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