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My 2013 Christmas Wish List
Well, looks like this is gonna be an annual thing, but truth be told, some of the things I wanted to have last year happened this year around so, who knows, maybe I'll get the same luck!So here's this...
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The Evil Men Do: Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972)
Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972) (AKA "Night of The Dark Full Moon")Rating: ****Starring: Patrick O'Neal, James Patterson, Mary WoronovCriminally under-appreciated, this public domain slasher may hold...
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A Snowy Holiday in: The Horrible House on the Hill (1974)
The Horrible House on The Hill (1974) (AKA "Devil Times Five", "People Toys")Rating: ***Starring: Sorrell Booke, Gene Evans, Taylor LacherWhat could be better in a cold holiday night than to spend a...
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A Cold Child's Love: Orphan (2009)
Orphan (2009) (AKA "The Orphan", "Esther")Rating: ****Starring: Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard, Isabelle Fuhrman Welp, this settles everything: kids are definitely scary. Especially if you don't know...
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The Return of King Fungus: Time Walker (1982)
Time Walker (1982) (AKA "Pharaoh")Rating: ***Starring: Ben Murphy, Nina Axelrod, Kevin BrophyUniversal Monsters done ala slasher flick; not entirely new to me if you would consider the number of...
View ArticleInsert girlish screaming here (The Kaiju Special)
Oh. My goosebumps. The Big G is back! Hope they don't fuck it up like LASTtime...
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Death to Snowboarders: Shredder (2003)
Shredder (2003) (AKA "Ski Weekend")Rating: ***1/2Starring: Scott Weinger, Lindsey McKeon, Juleah WeikelI've said it one and I'll say it again: sometimes, simplicity can be a good thing.A quite fine...
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Earthquakes, Home Invasions and Ghost Stories: Looking Back at the films I...
A lot of interesting titles came out last year; interesting as a lot of twisty takes on familiarity had been thrown around to give us something completely new, may it be successful or not. In here...
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Suicidal Girl Bands Must Die!!!: Dead Girls (1990)
Dead Girls (1990)rating: *1/2Starring: Diana Karanikas, Angela Eads, Kay Schaber Solid concept, bad execution; a simple phrase that best describe this early 90s slash-a-thon about suicides, vengeance...
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Golden Title: Dressed to Kill (1980)
Dressed to Kill (1980)Rating: *****Starring: Michael Caine, Angie Dickinson, Nancy AllenA Hitchcockian thriller from the minds of Brian De Palma, Dressed to Kill is one of the few titles to be bashed...
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Big Bad Wolf gone Hunting: Deep In The Woods (2000)
Deep In The Woods (Promenons Nous Dans les Bois) (France, 2000)Rating: **1/2Starring: Marie Trintignant, Suzanne MacAleese, Maud BuquetDeep In The Woods was one title, while in paper, that would...
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World's Most Bodycounting Bodycount: The Summer of Massacre (2011)
The Summer of Massacre (2011)Rating: *1/2Starring: Brinke Stevens, Nick Principe, Cleve HallThere comes a time when even a hardcore slasher fan must know his/her limitations when watching...
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Ain't No Mouse Making that Noise: A Crack in the Floor (2001)
A Crack in the Floor (2001)Rating: **Starring: Mario Lopez, Gary Busey, Bo Hopkins Barely giving out anything new, A Crack in the Floor is a slasher. Period.Okay, maybe I should give out more details...
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Damsels in Distress. And Nighties :Sorority House Massacre II (1990)
Sorority House Massacre II (1990) (AKA "Nightie Nightmare")Rating: *1/2Starring: Gail Harris, Melissa Moore, Stacia ZhivagoUgh, I these Sorority House Massacre sequels. I can almost forgive the cheap,...
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A Footage of Jason Voorhees?!
Not too long ago, I was made aware that Paramount's currently working on another Friday the 13th movie, and its going to be a complete reboot of the franchise. For all honesty's sake, I'm not surprised...
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Behind them is Greed and Corruption: Two Evil Eyes (1990)
Two Evil Eyes (2 Occhi Diabolici) (Italy/ US, 1990)Rating: ***1/2Starring: Adrienne Barbeau, Harvey Keitel, Ramy Zada, Madeleine Potter,Tom SaviniWith two of horror's well-known directors...
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A Nightmare Weekend for the Both of Us: Scream (1981)
Scream (1981) (AKA "The Outing")Rating: 0Starring: Pepper Martin, Hank Worden, Ethan WayneWith their rafts missing and no other way out of town, a group of rafters find themselves being hunted down...
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Today's the 15th of January...
You know what this means? IT'S TIME TO BRING OUT THE NOISE!PARTY HARD!!!AND BRING OUT THE CAKE!
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